You are not my friend. You’re a napkin.

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I think the “matey” tone of voice is getting boring now.

It started with Innocent. Then supermarkets. Now it’s ubiquitous.

I’m a bit bored of it.

It too smug and knowing for its own good.

You are not my friend. You’re a napkin.

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